February 2011
Tipsy
J-Kwon
Press play, just do it.
When teachers say "I dismiss the class, not the bell."
If the bell can’t tell me when to leave, it shouldn’t tell me when to come into class.
i'm hungry
walking into the kitchen like
opening the fridge full of food but not seeing anything to eat
then my mum’s like “there’s some vegetables there” like
and i’m like
so then she’s like “i’m an adult and i know what’s best for you” all like
so i’m just like
and she’s like, “well, you sure could do with some vegetables” like
so i’m just like
and then i take some cookies like
and walk out the kitchen like
.
Walking all sexy-like past your crush in the hallway
Expectation:
Reality:














