Don’t be calling her cute, beautiful, gorgeous or any other names that’ll compliment her if you’re going to be calling every other girl that. You’re just wasting her time, and building her confidence for nothing.
When total strangers are taking pictures in public, I look directly at the camera expressionlessly; hoping that when they look back at it, it will appear as though some psychopath is looking them in the eyes through the photo.
When people post status' like "don't text or call me, bad mood"
No one was ever going to text/call you in the first place so….
I hate it when bitches don’t know how to chew with their mouth closed.
So, this is basically what New Year's is like.
It’s 11:59PM on December 31, 2010.
It’s 12AM on January 1.
Ten minutes later, realize nothing has changed.